FIVE DAYS. FIVE F***ING DAYS WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION BECAUSE THE NETWORK GOT RENEWED. AND NOT A WORD FROM ANYONE.

I HATE OTE. I HATE THIS FUCKING PROVIDER.

So, yeah... um. This is the reason why I hadn't been around for all this time. Go and catch up to the Internet life now! (AND FINISH THAT CoB SPORK!!)

I sould be doing other things now, like writing my City of Bones sporking. But, it's impossible with these news.

Guys and gals of my flist (and not only), it's here. It's here, it screams "I'm not as epic as I look to be!" on the top of its music and it looks horrrrrible.

What is it, you ask? Well, what we were waiting for all these years, since the book came out.
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And whoooooo, boy, we have things to talk about!
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Now, back to sporking! I'll try to make it soon, Princess Zelda! Promise!

Adaptations is the new Hollywood trend that is slowly becoming old. How did the adaptation of a fairy tale end up?


I admit it now: I went to the movie theatre with very little expectations. The Twilight-esque atmosphere was a huge turn-off, but Hardwicke has her style of directing, so I swallowed my fears and went inside.

I came out not feeling braindead at all, but that's it.

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Superhero comic adaptation movies are not new. The latest addition to this pantheon is God Almighty of Thunder Thor. With all the previous and oncoming superhero movies, where is its place?



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Here comes a quite different action film, capable of making people think, rather than lose themselves in the choreography.
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Robert Pattison confirms vamp caesarean  in Breaking Dawn.

"Yeah, I’ve done it," RPattz laughed, "I’ve chewed it, spat it out!"

Though he's not allowed to give much more away (joking with Ryan Seacrest recently that he gets 'beaten' for revealing details), Pattinson promises that Breaking Dawn will be "very different to the other films - more like a horror film."

"Just some of the source material makes it inevitably more different. It's completely nuts, the book."

BRING IT ON.

I swear, this is the only song that can make a person consider suicide and talk them out of it in six and a half minutes.

Thank you for existing, Bobby Gaylor. <3

Livejournal has offered a free trial of a paid account. Up until now, I enjoy the advertisement-free environment and more icons. But, I'm still skeptical. There are so many combinations in a paid account and one feature may cause a rise in the money immediately.

I'll sleep on it, though...

... I've seen all month.

So, I am a Final Fantasy fangirl. Stop groaning, I'm not one of the crazy ones who won't admit the many flaws of the games. Not at all. Lately, I've been hooked in waiting for the new Dissidia Duodecim, the sequel of Dissidia, the fighting game that takes the characters of ALL the FF games until now and puts them against the villains.

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